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  • Cashier:

    *dies at register*

  • Customer:

    are you open

crazylittleolivia:

They had never met, you know. One of the most famous kisses, and it was a whim, a spur of the moment.

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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indieduckie:

No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

gill-ia:

postllimit:

qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the donkey fucked the dragon in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

gill-ia:

postllimit:

qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the donkey fucked the dragon in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

aizy-boy:

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

hhahahaha

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us